Britian's Got Talent- Semi Final 1

Ok, just for the record, I thought my heart was going to burst.

Let me recap. I'm going to get made terrible fun of for saying this, but it's true.

I just watched the first semi-final of Britain's Got Talent on YouTube- and OH MY GOD, this is my first season watching, and I didn't realize they only put two out of eight acts through. When they announced that I was sitting there, praying they would only eliminate Darth Jackson and Nick Hell- never dreaming they would ever possibly let Julia and Natalie and Faces of Disco go! I wanted to see faces of Disco back sooooo badly- when they took their shirts off for their very last bit I nearly melted they were so p-e-r-f-e-c-t. I had to rate the clip five stars just for that, and the fact that they started with Obama. An absolute daymaker.

When I saw Natalie cry at the end I thought I was going to cry- but I'd much rather Diveristy had gotten through, they're so insane it was absolutely incredible to watch them, every time they take my breath away, and I'm beyond sure I like this better than American Idol. Although I enjoy Simon's judging, so I'd watch either show.

Now onto Susan Boyle. I actually thought she kind of sucked- she only got the popular vote because she had a kickass audition (*coughcough* Jamie Pugh *coughcough*) an she's a frumpy woman from Scotland, so people are all like, "oh, a real star! A real person!" and so we've stuck this clueless woman under a microscope and followed her every move- all I have to say is thank god she was clueless or she would have really messed up.

Back to Faces Of Disco, do you mind if I post a picture or three? I can't get over them- they're so gorgeous they're probably gay, just to make it unfair.




Diversity was amazing, I already touched on that, Faces of Disco, see above, LOVE THEM, very disappointing, ummm... Natalie actually sort of sucked.

I hate picking on the little ten year old, but she was not good tonight. She was good, for a ten year old, but she was not good in the grand spectrum of things. She doesn't take my breath away like Hollie Steele, who's only two years older than her or so. Now she is an act I can't wait to see.

Oh alright, looking back at the playlist I missed Nick Hell. Worst act I have ever seen in my life. Is it a talent? Yes. Is it disgusting? Yes. DO I ever, ever want to see him and his fiancee on the stage again? Never in a million years. Ever. Oh god- I was right there with the judges 100%- hated the act and wished I didn't have to watch it twice.

Darth Jackson was dumb, always was, can't believe he was passed in the first place, and if her was going to do Thriller, he had to do it right.

Julia- darling... wow. Julia Naidenko. Ok- just picture a belly dancer with dirty blonde Taylor swift hair and the body of a runner combined with like D boobs and a sexy eastern European accent. This is Julia. TO her credit- she's a thousand times better than ANY of the other belly dancers that have tried, not that I can judge belly dancing by any stretch of your imaginations. I'll have to show you a few pictures of her- jealousy is a terrible thing.



Alright, I just have Sue Son left and then I'm off to bed. I bet Gaia would recognize the classical piece she played on her super cool electric violin, but I did not. It was an ok performance, Simon did not need to criticize her personality, her adorable shyness was her personality, and her striking stage presence. It was weird... It was a good piece, she performed well, but there was definitely something missing. Obviously, because she won't be joining us in the next round.

So the two acts that passed were Diversity, who I love, and Susan Boyle (there's NO WAY that's her real last name... it's too perfect) whom I am sick of hearing about and I did not think she deserved to be passed. It's a talent show, not a publicity contest.

-B

((Sorry- long post))